My Zombie Page

zombieland_rule1_cardioTHE RULES

Rule #1 Cardio
Rule #2 Double Tap
Rule #3 Beware of Bathrooms
Rule #4 Seatbelts
Rule #5 No Attachments
Rule #6 Cast Iron Skillet
Rule #7 Travel Light
Rule #8 Crowbar
Rule #9 Don’t Aim Low
Rule #10 Be Inconspicuous
Rule #11 You Can Never Have Too Much Firepower
Rule #12 Bounty
Rule #13 Double Knot Your Shoelaces
Rule #14 Pack Your Stain Stick
Rule #15 Bowling Ball
Rule #16 Snickers
Rule #17 Don’t Be A Hero
Rule #18 Limber Up
Rule #19 Purell
Rule #20 Fill ‘Er Up
Rule #21 Dress Like A Zombie, Die Like A Zombie
Rule #22 When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
Rule #23 Murphy Was A Zombie
Rule #24 It’s A Marathon, Not A Sprint, Unless It’s A Sprint, Then Sprint
Rule #25 Stay Sober
Rule #26 Trust No One
Rule #27 Versatility = Longevity
Rule #28 Wear Sunscreen
Rule #29 The Buddy System
Rule #30 Nut Up Or Shut Up
Rule #31 Check The Back Seat
Rule #32 Enjoy The Little Things
Rule #33 Leatherman

This is based on the movie Zombieland but with my OCD added.

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